As a kid, cursing was one of those things that you were just not supposed to do. My parents did their best to raise me better. I got good and trained to have a lady’s tongue and proper etiquette. (It’s true! At St. Mary’s School for Girls, bad language is never tolerated, etiquette is taught for seemliness, and so is ballet for grace!)
Prior to puberty, I was a ham, but I was basically demure, polite, and pure. For better or for worse, though, all of that went out the window because almost all of my favorite people to hang out with were loud, lewd, crude, and rude. Can I help it if I enjoy being around people who know how to have a good time? 🙂
As for curse words, aside from “fuck” (which is clearly the most versatile word ever created), “bullshit” is one of my favorite words in the English language. Anyone who’s met my family or played cards with me will understand why. 🙂 That’s why, when I read about this, I got so excited.
No lie. The Chinese have figured out a way to turn bullshit — actual bullshit — into electricity. According to the article, the methane generated from the poop of 60,000 cows is enough to power 3500 homes, and if we use the technology over here in America, we stand to reduce carbon emissions by over 180,000 tons!
This is fantastic!!
BECAUSE AMERICA WILL NEVER RUN OUT OF BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!
It’s a renewable resource. We can always make more. 🙂
Independence from foreign oil is only an awful lot of crap away. 🙂